Fun Hat Aficionado Pillows

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

The Bearskin Hat Family

Carioca

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

The Brazilian Blow dry

Western Outfitters.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Boys Cooking

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet