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Haute Suture

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Dog Walker

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Shaved Ice

Bedroom Traffic Control

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

"Frankly, business sucks."

New solar powered sun bed

"Laugh if you want, but I have my phone in here."

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."

The world's greatest salesman.

Signs that your sneakers are far too expensive. . .

Stoneage traffic cone

'The only people with a job for life are undertakers and traffic cone manufacturers!'

"I couldn't pull it off. Looks good on you, though."

"Don't use that card, it clashes with your tie"

'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'

Falling Sign Zone

Fairy asking another "Is that a real Rolex or a fake?"

"Really? You're going to use that to catch candy?"

Build Your Own Sandwich/Salad

Highway cone tepee.

Cologne Misuse...

'Were you out drinking last night?'