Designer Cone Enthusiast Prints

Haute Suture

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Dog Walker

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Shaved Ice

Bedroom Traffic Control

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I'm worried you're not getting enough fruit and vegetables."

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

"Laugh if you want, but I have my phone in here."

New solar powered sun bed

"Frankly, business sucks."

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."

The world's greatest salesman.

Signs that your sneakers are far too expensive. . .

'The only people with a job for life are undertakers and traffic cone manufacturers!'

Stoneage traffic cone

"I couldn't pull it off. Looks good on you, though."

"Don't use that card, it clashes with your tie"

'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'

"Go on have a guess, Manolo Blahniks, or Jimmy Choos?"

News. We're supposed to eat from the food circle. It's replacing the food pyramid. It's a lot more fun to eat from the food cone!

Falling Sign Zone

Fairy asking another "Is that a real Rolex or a fake?"

Build Your Own Sandwich/Salad

Highway cone tepee.

"Really? You're going to use that to catch candy?"

What's your preference for seating: The faith-based or non-faith-based section? Faith-based. Non-faith-based. Menu. A heck of thing to learn over lattes. Heathen! You may not taste my scone!

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