Traffic Cone Aficionado Prints

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

Quality Control

Haute Suture

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Dog Crossing

Traffic Cone Monsters

Family traits.

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

Man with Stop Signs.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"Frankly, business sucks."

"I'm gonna need some ID."

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

'The only people with a job for life are undertakers and traffic cone manufacturers!'

Stoneage traffic cone

'Just pretend they're highway traffic cones.'

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'

University cone dispenser

Angel annoyed by traffic cones on clouds.

Men At Work: A Prize If You See One!