Traffic Cone Aficionado Mugs

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

Quality Control

Haute Suture

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Traffic Cone Monsters

Family traits.

Bedroom Traffic Control

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Man with Stop Signs.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"Frankly, business sucks."

"I'm gonna need some ID."

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

'The only people with a job for life are undertakers and traffic cone manufacturers!'

Speed Limit.

'Just pretend they're highway traffic cones.'

Clark gets nailed.

Stoneage traffic cone

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

Falling Sign Zone

University cone dispenser

Angel annoyed by traffic cones on clouds.

Men At Work: A Prize If You See One!

'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'