Traffic Cone Manufacturer Mugs

'The only people with a job for life are undertakers and traffic cone manufacturers!'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Haute Suture

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Traffic Cone Monsters

Bedroom Traffic Control

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Snail crossing

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Desert Island Roundabout

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'He's hearing impaired.'

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

Angie Goff

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Hair traffic controller.

Snow cones.

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

The Cone Ranger

Road closed men working

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

Highway construction...next 70 miles. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN!

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Ice cream scoop