'The only people with a job for life are undertakers and traffic cone manufacturers!'
Traffic Cone Manufacturer Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors traffic cone manufacturers? Our collection of fun and thoughtful products features witty designs celebrating their vital role in safety and roadwork. Perfect for engineers, road crew, or anyone proud of their work in traffic management. These gifts add a dash of humor and appreciation to their workspace or home.
Thru versus Through Traffic
Haute Suture
New Road Signs to Watch For:
"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"
Traffic Cone Monsters
Bedroom Traffic Control
"Dadgum this color blindness."
Snail crossing
"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."
Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.
Desert Island Roundabout
"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"
'Deer and Game Crossing'.
L.A.: Still No Pro Football
"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."
"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"
Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.
"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"
Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.
'He's hearing impaired.'
'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'
Angie Goff
Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.
Hair traffic controller.
Snow cones.
'Oh yeah, I forgot.'
The Cone Ranger
Road closed men working
"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"
Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.
Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'
Highway construction...next 70 miles. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN!
"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."
Ice cream scoop
Traffic Cone Manufacturer Gifts Collection
Traffic Cone Manufacturer Mugs
Explore our selection of mugs that celebrate traffic cone manufacturers. Find the perfect gift to brighten their mornings and acknowledge their vital role.
Traffic Cone Manufacturer Pillows
Add humor and comfort to their home or workshop with pillows that celebrate traffic cone manufacturers. Perfect for relaxing after a busy day.
Traffic Cone Manufacturer Prints
Decorate their workspace with prints that highlight the skill and importance of traffic cone manufacturers. Inspirational and witty, they make great wall art.
Traffic Cone Manufacturer T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that honor traffic cone manufacturers with fun and stylish designs. Great for casual wear or work-related events.