Traffic Cone Manufacturer Pillows

'The only people with a job for life are undertakers and traffic cone manufacturers!'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Haute Suture

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Traffic Cone Monsters

Bedroom Traffic Control

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Snail crossing

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

Desert Island Roundabout

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

Hair traffic controller.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

The Cone Ranger

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

Highway construction...next 70 miles. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN!

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Ice cream scoop

Road closed men working

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."