Lover Of Safety Cones Pillows

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Haute Suture

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Bedroom Traffic Control

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

'I really should have paid more attention to the company's health care coverage options before I accepted a job here.'

'I'd think twice before picking c-4.'

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

"Laugh if you want, but I have my phone in here."

Caution! Wet Floor.

Stoneage traffic cone

'The only people with a job for life are undertakers and traffic cone manufacturers!'

Safety wear for the hunted.

Caution - Wet Floor.

Fire alarm - Penalty for improper use, $1,000.

Falling Sign Zone

'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'

'Watch out for falling archers.'

In Case of Fire Break Glass

"When you spend a your time making backups of backups of backups.."

'Were you out drinking last night?'

Danger.

Driving Test Centre

The Cone Ranger

"Where are the green cones? We're not all Protestants, you know."

"Stop following me!!!"