Sno Cone Dealer Mugs

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Haute Suture

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Bedroom Traffic Control

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

The Cone Ranger

Ice cream scoop

"Frankly, business sucks."

"Laugh if you want, but I have my phone in here."

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

"It might be a traffic cone to you sir, but it happens to be my favourite."

The world's greatest salesman.