"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"
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We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.
"All natural snow cones for sale."
Haute Suture
"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."
"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."
Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.
"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"
You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!
'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'
Bedroom Traffic Control
"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."
'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'
"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."
"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."
'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'
What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.
How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.
"I'm worried you're not getting enough fruit and vegetables."
Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.
Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.
"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"
Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.
"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."
'He's hearing impaired.'
'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'
Snow cones.
'Oh yeah, I forgot.'
The Cone Ranger
Ice cream scoop
"Laugh if you want, but I have my phone in here."
Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.
"Frankly, business sucks."
Tortoises have football helmets and traffic cones for shells.
"It might be a traffic cone to you sir, but it happens to be my favourite."
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