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'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Secretive Weigh In.

Dog Walker

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

Shaved Ice

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Tartar sauce.

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

The world's greatest salesman.

The Problem Revealed.

Castaway can't remembers how to write S.O.S.

'What's that?' - 'If they rise they're scones, if they not they're pancakes.'

"Aha! I found the bug! The company that makes this herbalized soda has been stealing my recipes!"

"Actually, I'm not hungry anymore. While I was waiting for my scone, I had one of your delicious sconces instead!"

"I thought you said I'd have to pull the sword from a scone!"

"Stupid flu season."

Z type personality. Please help! Sleeping man lieing on sidewalk

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