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Secretive Weigh In.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

Who stole my candy?

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

Office of the PR of the United States

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

Tony Blair and Blairwash.

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'How come I haven't got a pair of socks?'

"Do you really want to tell me that you don't know anything about the vanishing of 21 socks within the last four months??!"

'What's that?' - 'If they rise they're scones, if they not they're pancakes.'

"So. . . you're back!"

"Actually, I'm not hungry anymore. While I was waiting for my scone, I had one of your delicious sconces instead!"

Gurus wise words on lost socks

Scrutinising a burger under a magnifying glass.

"Hello 911? Yes it is an emergency. It's my ball. It's gone right under the sofa."

"Before you open it and check its not is stool sample!"

After ditching the footwraps the Russian army faces the lost sock paradox.