Soft Skin Detective T-Shirts

'I've finally found a moisturizer that really works!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

The EP-21 spy plane.

Who stole my candy?

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'After you with the camouflage.'

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

'Men are from one branch of Starbucks, women from another.'

I can carry all the plastic bags I need!

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Hmmm...where's that other sock?'

'Have you ever noticed how much your mole looks like a check engine light?'

'How come I haven't got a pair of socks?'

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

"It's your dear departed wife. She's located your tonsils and appendix."

"We may be lost, but we can still have a purpose!"

'Danae says her room is now a think tank for B.O.S.S. . . .a lobby bent on ridding the world of boys.'

14! What does that mean? We started the day with 100 pastries. We sold 85. There should be 15 left. But there are only 14. Overreaction coming. STOLEN SCONE!!! Breathe.

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

"Do you really want to tell me that you don't know anything about the vanishing of 21 socks within the last four months??!"

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

"So. . . you're back!"

Spot Check

'The Elephant man discovers a zit'

Gurus wise words on lost socks

"He's not in, but this fresh snowfall will make him easy to track."

'I'm not sure if I'm a vegan or not but I do only eat animals that are herbivores.'

'It's a tweet from heaven. They say if we don't stop watching them, they're going to tell God.'