Soft Skin Detective Pillows

'I've finally found a moisturizer that really works!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

The EP-21 spy plane.

Who stole my candy?

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'After you with the camouflage.'

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

I can carry all the plastic bags I need!

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'Have you ever noticed how much your mole looks like a check engine light?'

'How come I haven't got a pair of socks?'

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

"It's your dear departed wife. She's located your tonsils and appendix."

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

'The Elephant man discovers a zit'

'Danae says her room is now a think tank for B.O.S.S. . . .a lobby bent on ridding the world of boys.'

"So. . . you're back!"

"Do you really want to tell me that you don't know anything about the vanishing of 21 socks within the last four months??!"

Spot Check

Gurus wise words on lost socks

'I'm not sure if I'm a vegan or not but I do only eat animals that are herbivores.'

'Hello? Is this Paranormal vet service? My cat has a horrible crop-circle infestation!!'

"He's not in, but this fresh snowfall will make him easy to track."