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Bedroom Traffic Control

Stoneage traffic cone

"Where are the green cones? We're not all Protestants, you know."

Quality Control

Haute Suture

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Traffic Cone Monsters

Family traits.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

Man with Stop Signs.

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

Freeways in the Supermarket

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"Laugh if you want, but I have my phone in here."

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."

'Actually, the guy I was chasing got away. But thanks for pulling over - you're better than nothing.'

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

'Just pretend they're highway traffic cones.'

'The only people with a job for life are undertakers and traffic cone manufacturers!'

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

Clark gets nailed.

Speed Limit.

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'

White Helmets in a Traffic Jam

Andrew's own nose cuts him off just to spite his face.