Traffic Cone Avoider T-Shirts

Driving Test Centre

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Haute Suture

Good News about winter

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Traffic Cone Monsters

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Unrest Area.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

Bedroom Traffic Control

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Road work next 15 years.

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

Big bumpers.

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

Leaving New York

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

'He's hearing impaired.'