Traffic Cones T-Shirts

"Stop following me!!!"

Haute Suture

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Traffic Cone Monsters

Bedroom Traffic Control

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

'He's hearing impaired.'

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Snow cones.

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

The Cone Ranger

Ice cream scoop

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

The Good News...

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."

Tortoises have football helmets and traffic cones for shells.

"It might be a traffic cone to you sir, but it happens to be my favourite."

Embarrassing Cone Tan Line

'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'

'Just pretend they're highway traffic cones.'

"I think I'm getting road rage."

'The only people with a job for life are undertakers and traffic cone manufacturers!'

This country is on the road to ruin!

Stoneage traffic cone

"It will be your job to create major delays."