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Falling Sign Zone

Haute Suture

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Traffic Cone Monsters

Family traits.

Bedroom Traffic Control

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

'Just pretend they're highway traffic cones.'

Stoneage traffic cone

'The only people with a job for life are undertakers and traffic cone manufacturers!'

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

'Now, that's funny! You were right! This traffic sign REALLY means 'One Way Road'!'

University cone dispenser

Angel annoyed by traffic cones on clouds.

Men At Work: A Prize If You See One!

'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'

HEARSE XING

People of low social status next 4 exits.

'And he wants to be a road block!'