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"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Dog in love

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"Fill it up!"

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

'My job security hinges on the fact that I work cheaper than someone overseas.'

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

Dog's Loo

"Let's face it, Tom. A society that's paying its Frank Sinatras and Johnny Carsons more than its yous and mes is out of whack."

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

'Some settling of contents may have occurred over the past 15 years.'

'Let's face it, if there was any talent about, we wouldn't be watching this rubbish!'

'You're a legend, sir. We studied you in our criminal justice class.'

"Gesundheit!"

Snatching Failure from the Jaws of Success

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

"Yeah...it IS kinda like selling guns to crazy people, isn't it...?"

"I'm fine. She's just a prude."

"So what if they laugh? The world needs a little more laughter."

"I couldn't pull it off. Looks good on you, though."

'Don't tell me you want universal health care!'

'Of course my income didn't really take off until I left tele-marketing and got into insurance fraud.'