Color Commentator T-Shirts

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

"Too much beige."

I keep telling Van Gogh his colors are off, but he only hears half of what I say.

Colours associated with different political movements in a box of artist's paints. The artist is holding a tube of 'Gaddafi Green'.

'I think it's called RED!'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'Cartoonist thinking'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

Sports Radio in Crisis

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Sir Patrick Moore.

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

Tree of Public Opinion.

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

And now, for a rebuttal.

Pundits

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

The United States of Amazement

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Defunding the police vs defunding education