Censorship Commentator T-Shirts

Workmen cover up a modern art sculpture with a giant fig leaf.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Trappist Monk Discord

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Don't editorialize."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'Cartoonist thinking'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

The Decline of Europe

"Psst! Hey, kids."

King Solomon's Pollster.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."