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"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

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'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

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"You seem dangerous. I like that."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

'Do you come here often?'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

Girl holding money.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"I wonder what this was for."

"You have ice water in your veins."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'How old is this vase?'

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'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'