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Air Bag.

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Billy. The Kid.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Fourth Little Pig

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

No-Work Orange

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

A Hole in the Dike

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'