Comic Protector Gifts

Air Bag.

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Moses separating his Laundry.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

No-Work Orange

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

A Hole in the Dike

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Have you been playing dice?"

Young golf ball getting "the talk".