Comic Guardian Gifts

Art Gallery - Comics.

Nerd tryouts.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

Bleak House

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

"It's an amazing coincidence, isn't it, that we all served on the same board of directors?"

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

'Back in half an hour - make sure the firewall doesn't go out.'

Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.

A man panic from concerns about hacking.

'I'm putting security measures on my computer to protect it from hackers.'

Battery Hens.

'So you're the originator of the neighborhood crime watch.'

Firemen catching a gargoyle falling from a burning building

It's the new internet copyright security program.

'Don't hide anywhere I can't see you!'

'Nosey Parker in operation - Neighbourhood watch in operation.'

Internet lock.

"Well it's a lot cheaper than the train!"