'I'm putting security measures on my computer to protect it from hackers.'
Geeky Guardian Gifts
Searching for something special for your geeky guardian? Our collection blends creativity, humor, and a touch of wit—ideal for those who protect and nurture with a love for all things tech and geek culture. Find unique mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their protective spirit and clever mind with designs that speak volumes—without saying a word.
Pounding speeds up the computer.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
The Computer Bore
'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."
'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'
"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"
"Google car."
"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"
"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."
'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'
"Now that's what I call customer service!"
"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"
CEO with SEO
It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.
"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."
Evolution.
Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'
Computer Science Class 10101010101.
'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'
'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'
Mac OS 20
e-shoes
'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'
"I give up. Where's the power button?"
Walking Luggage.
'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'
"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
Crap from the future.
Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer
"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"
Geeky Guardian Gifts Collection
Geeky Guardian Mugs
Explore our full range of mugs for geeky guardians. Find humorous, protective, and heartfelt designs that make every coffee break a special moment.
Geeky Guardian Pillows
Discover pillows for geeky guardians that add personality and comfort to their space. Perfect for snuggling or decorating, with playful designs that speak their language.
Geeky Guardian Prints
Browse our prints section to find artwork for geeky guardians. Stylish, witty, and personal, these pieces celebrate their tech-savvy, protective spirit.
Geeky Guardian T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts for geeky guardians. Fun, clever, and comfortable—perfect for those who protect with a personality.