Tv Guardian Gifts

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Monkey-artist

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Computer Crimes

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

'No cheating'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"Hi. We're from the future."

Preserve these Wetlands.

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

Information Security

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"The nominees"

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

Beekeeping 101

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

Statue of Liberty Buried Under Snow

Paper Production

Fight against theft of endangered species

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"