Story Guardian Gifts

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

Hate Platforms

"Smokey The Tree"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Scarecrows guarding a field

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

Rain Forest

'No cheating'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

The last bird in the last wood...

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

Ancient Forest Family Tree

The splendor of fall at the corporate national park.

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

Deforestation in Romania

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

"I think Baxter needs a break."

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."