"Do you and Gary want to come over and not talk about Trump?"
Conversation Guardian Gifts
Searching for a gift for the conversation guardian? Our collection features playful and clever items perfect for those who excel at sparking engaging conversations. Whether they’re the life of the party or a thoughtful listener, find a unique gift that shows appreciation for their conversational skills. Our fun, creatively designed products make it easy to celebrate the charm and wit of the conversation guardian, bringing a smile to their face and making their day special.
"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"
"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."
"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"
"She's in a conversationally induced coma."
"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."
"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."
"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."
What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?
"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"
So you're a mocking bird...
'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'
"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."
"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"
"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."
"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"
"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"
Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.
"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"
"So, what do you do for play?"
"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."
"Say, when did you get so fluff?"
"I disagree — I think humans are funny."
"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."
"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."
Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.
“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”
'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'
"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"
"Pssst! I had some CGI done."
What price beauty?
"He gets easily abstracted."
"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"
"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."
Conversation Guardian Gifts Collection
Conversation Guardian Mugs
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Conversation Guardian Pillows
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Conversation Guardian Prints
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Conversation Guardian T-Shirts
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