"Your training as a media watchdog will begin by barking at the paperboy"
Media Guardian Gifts
Looking for a gift for your media guardian? Whether they’re a journalist, editor, or broadcast professional, our quirky and thoughtful products are perfect for the creative mind behind the scenes. Show appreciation with a humorous or heartfelt item that resonates with their dynamic role in the media world. From clever mugs to stylish prints, find something that captures their passion for storytelling and dedication to keeping the public informed.
Trial by Media
"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."
Hate Platforms
Occu-Pie Mars
In the Guru District
Squeezing the Free Press.
''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'
Build your very own conflict of interest!
News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!
This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.
'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'
"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"
"National security adviser"
Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.
"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"
"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."
"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."
'If only every year was an election year.'
BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.
Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire
Gay Times...
"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
If nobody had invented graphics
Press Freedom
"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."
'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'
Meet the Enemy
'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'
Cord cutter
Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"
"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."
'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'
'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'
Media Guardian Gifts Collection
Media Guardian Mugs
Explore our range of mugs specifically for media guardians — perfect for their morning brew and quick wit in the newsroom.
Media Guardian Pillows
Discover our cozy pillows for media professionals, combining comfort with clever designs that celebrate their creative beast.
Media Guardian Prints
Decorate their workspace with vibrant prints that honor their role as media guardians — unique, witty, and full of character.
Media Guardian T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for media guardians who want to wear their passion proudly and add a dash of humor to their everyday wardrobe.