Art Guardian Gifts

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'I could do that.'

The Rise of Modern Art

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Horse statue throws off rider.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Creative accounting.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.

'No cheating'

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

The Critic...

Rodins rotten juggler

"Yes, but is it art?"

Information Security

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

Lady mimics The Scream.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.