Tv Guardian Mugs

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Monkey-artist

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Computer Crimes

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'No cheating'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"The nominees"

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

Information Security

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

Preserve these Wetlands.

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Beekeeping 101

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

Statue of Liberty Buried Under Snow

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

Paper Production

Fight against theft of endangered species

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'