Comic Guardian Prints

Art Gallery - Comics.

Nerd tryouts.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

Bleak House

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

See, no monster under your bed

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

"It's an amazing coincidence, isn't it, that we all served on the same board of directors?"

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

'Back in half an hour - make sure the firewall doesn't go out.'

Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.

A man panic from concerns about hacking.

Battery Hens.

'So you're the originator of the neighborhood crime watch.'

'I'm putting security measures on my computer to protect it from hackers.'

I drew these in a cave so they won't be in the public domain.

Firemen catching a gargoyle falling from a burning building

It's the new internet copyright security program.

'Don't hide anywhere I can't see you!'

Internet lock.

'Nosey Parker in operation - Neighbourhood watch in operation.'

Wikileaks and the Credit Cards