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"I see you've security marked your property."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

A Hole in the Dike

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Trump Poutine

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

ZOO

Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Teddy and friends.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'