Collectibles Protector Mugs

"I see you've security marked your property."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

A Hole in the Dike

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Trump Poutine

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'At lone at last.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

ZOO

Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"