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'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Thank you bubbles

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

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"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Bottletrees.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Your shout!"

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Card shark

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

Red Card - Gold Card.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''