Point Collector Pillows

Airline Frequent Flyer Charges

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Is that your answer to everything? 'Chase the dot?'"

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Online Shopping.

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

'Do you come here often?'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I wonder what this was for."

'How old is this vase?'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'