Point Collector Pillows

Airline Frequent Flyer Charges

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Online Shopping.

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"Is that your answer to everything? 'Chase the dot?'"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

'Do you come here often?'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I wonder what this was for."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'How old is this vase?'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.