Travel Points Collector Pillows

"So that's what this is all about? Frequent Flyer Miles?"

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Online Shopping.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'With my frequent flyer miles I was able to get a seat upgrade from the luggage compartment.'

Tourists

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

We apologise for the mix-up! Normal service will resume soon!

Rockets in Bath.

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

American man on holiday

Excess Baggage: Welcome to Frequent Flyer Hell

"Book me, seat me, treat me bad."

"...we didn't lose your luggage, we forgot to load it."

'...and an extra 200 points for naming the capital of Latvia.'

'About these points that you keep putting on my licence. Can I redeem them for consumer goods?'

'How many frequent flyer points do you have?'

Dominic Raab holiday

"What would you say to doing our divorce at the St. Regis?"

"We use the metric system. Your frequent flyer miles are no good here."

"I notice you've started accumulating miles on different airlines from me."

'I have more air miles than I'll ever be able to use!'