Travel Points Collector Mugs

"So that's what this is all about? Frequent Flyer Miles?"

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Online Shopping.

Scenes from a Vacation

Animal immigration

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'With my frequent flyer miles I was able to get a seat upgrade from the luggage compartment.'

Tourists

If you apply for my credit card, you can earn points toward your next guilt trip.

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

'My wife's left me for a man with more Nectar points...'

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

Ten years! I told you not to ask if he had photos from his odyssey. Cyclops again … Cyclops again … oh, those are the Sirens …

We apologise for the mix-up! Normal service will resume soon!

Rockets in Bath.

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

American man on holiday

Excess Baggage: Welcome to Frequent Flyer Hell

"Book me, seat me, treat me bad."

"...we didn't lose your luggage, we forgot to load it."

'...and an extra 200 points for naming the capital of Latvia.'

'About these points that you keep putting on my licence. Can I redeem them for consumer goods?'

'How many frequent flyer points do you have?'

Dominic Raab holiday

"What would you say to doing our divorce at the St. Regis?"

'May I have your frequent flier points?'

"I notice you've started accumulating miles on different airlines from me."