Loyalty Points Collector Mugs

'I have more air miles than I'll ever be able to use!'

Online Shopping.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

You've Got Mail

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

'With my frequent flyer miles I was able to get a seat upgrade from the luggage compartment.'

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?'

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

'It's not exactly 'cheap' healthcare, but for each test we run, you accumulate frequent-test reward points.'

"So that's what this is all about? Frequent Flyer Miles?"

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?"

"Would sir be interested in joining my loyalty program?"

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."

'Would you like to join our frequent shooter club?'

"Uh, oh, I forgot this is evaluation day..."

"If you can safeguard this punch card for half a decade, you get a free coffee."

"This is Mr. Simmons, who we enticed away from our chief competitor. Of course, being a proven traitor, he can never be trusted."

"Rex, I've always admired your loyalty to the firm."

'You've got more than one loyalty card? That's despicable.'

'Is it wrong to accept a loyalty card from more than one supermarket, Father?'

"What's up with him?" "Travelling on points."

The Shopped Elsewhere: 'They take their loyalty card scheme very seriously at this supermarket.'

'Welcome - would either of you like to join our Frequent Sinner Programme?'