Loyalty Point Collector Mugs

'...and an extra 200 points for naming the capital of Latvia.'

Online Shopping.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

You've Got Mail

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

'With my frequent flyer miles I was able to get a seat upgrade from the luggage compartment.'

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

'My wife's left me for a man with more Nectar points...'

"So that's what this is all about? Frequent Flyer Miles?"

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

'It's not exactly 'cheap' healthcare, but for each test we run, you accumulate frequent-test reward points.'

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?"

"Would sir be interested in joining my loyalty program?"

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."

'Would you like to join our frequent shooter club?'

The key to a successful customer loyalty program is to make people feel special. Watch and learn. How would you like to join our exclusive VIP Premier Exclusive Best Customer Reward Program? The other key is knowing whom to ask. There's minestrone in your eye.

"Uh, oh, I forgot this is evaluation day..."

My latest invention is genius. It's an affinity card for our best customers. That's not a new idea. Airlines, rental car agencies, hotels … They all have loyalty programs where you can earn discounts and special treatment. Spare me. Ours has a way better name: The Cafe Exclusive VIP Premier Executive Best Customer Reward Program. And we don't trouble customers with confusing discounts and benefits. All hail the VIP premier cheapskate.

"If you can safeguard this punch card for half a decade, you get a free coffee."

"This is Mr. Simmons, who we enticed away from our chief competitor. Of course, being a proven traitor, he can never be trusted."

"Rex, I've always admired your loyalty to the firm."

'You've got more than one loyalty card? That's despicable.'

'Is it wrong to accept a loyalty card from more than one supermarket, Father?'

The Shopped Elsewhere: 'They take their loyalty card scheme very seriously at this supermarket.'