Loyalty Card Collectors Mugs

The Shopped Elsewhere: 'They take their loyalty card scheme very seriously at this supermarket.'

Missing You.

Thank you bubbles

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Reindeer

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

You've Got Mail

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

Card shark

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

Business people buying greeting cards.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Never date a medical illustrator.

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Cards Galore.

Greeting Cards

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

'Occassional cards'

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."