Mystical Stone Collector T-Shirts

"Does that mean the very expensive healing stone, licked by a unicorn at full moon, didn't help at all?!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Mixed Doubles.

Playdough's The Republic

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Newt sale

Catasaurus

Diolch

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Love Potion

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'Would you like to go out to a movie with me?'

"...Nothing but rocks!"

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Swiss-army rock...

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

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Ooo, I love that you kept all the exposed fossil.

Hissy-fits for sale.

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Money Snowglobe