Mythical Ingredient Collector T-Shirts

Newt sale

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Diolch

Catasaurus

Three Ladies

Jack in the box on strike.

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Love Potion

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

"Bloody Cyclops!"

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

A Lionocerous

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

'Face it Gerry. The Yeti's just a legend.'

"We don't believe in each other anymore."

Oven Ready: May Contain Traces of Unicorn

A hunter sits reading by the fireplace with Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and the Easter Bunny's heads mounted on the wall as trophies.

'Honestly, if you're looking in Loch Ness you're way off!'

'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

'You look like an intelligent man, sir -- how would you like to buy some magic beans?'

"Don't bring camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said."

Pegasus