Mystical Stone Collector Gifts

"Does that mean the very expensive healing stone, licked by a unicorn at full moon, didn't help at all?!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Mixed Doubles.

Playdough's The Republic

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Newt sale

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Diolch

Catasaurus

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Love Potion

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'Would you like to go out to a movie with me?'

"...Nothing but rocks!"

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Swiss-army rock...

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

Money Snowglobe

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Hissy-fits for sale.

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'