Celestial Stone Collector T-Shirts

Sometimes astronomers look down...

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Cat statues on entrance gate

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Barristers

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

New Age Store.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

Govt. UK led by Seance

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Moon Souvenirs

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"