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The Bible, signed copy.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Divine Desk Bins

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Diolch

Catasaurus

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'A is for Arse.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Posh Easter Egg

"I have an app for that."

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Home Sweet Second Home.

You trip on it, you buy it.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

Carl Sandburg.

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...

Rudyard Kipling.