Divine Collectors Prints

The Bible, signed copy.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Divine Desk Bins

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Catasaurus

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Diolch

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'A is for Arse.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

"I have an app for that."

Posh Easter Egg

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

You trip on it, you buy it.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

Carl Sandburg.

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

The Re-Giving Tree