Celestial Stone Collector Pillows

Sometimes astronomers look down...

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Barristers

'It's not for myself, you understand."

New Age Store.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

Govt. UK led by Seance

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Moon Souvenirs

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"